Spider Banana Goes Missing

Many of you may be doubting the truth of the spider banana (arachnia bananarama), but our fasting heroine returned to the kitchen last night only to find her chocolate stash mangled by the ugly spider. First she screamed and then she said the f-word and now she owes over $170 to the "Curse for a Cause" fund.

Then she did this!
















And that, let's pray, is the only violent act she commits during this month of fasting.