Spider Banana

Our fasting heroine was last seen eating french fries and tater tots with BBQ sauce, which it turns out has A LOT of sugar in it. Ooooops!

Then she disappeared. Supposedly to go work at her computer and then this was found.

Obviously there is a problem. Help is a strong word for our heroine. Rarely used, but heard occasionally. There's supposedly an incident involving a few tequilas and a bar stool. Apparently when she got up to leave the bar, she reached for her coat that had fallen to the floor and she was suddenly swallowed up by the bar stool. An unknown source says he heard her whisper, "Help. I'm stuck."

I believe this photo signifies is a cry for help. Maybe she has locked herself in the bathroom or is in the office watching another episode of Rescue Me. Watching the bad boy firemen of NYC was a prescription offered by her friend Lois as a way to satisfy that craving for cursing without having to utter a word.

Her headache got a little intense today and she now owes $58 dollars to the newly ordained "Curse for a Cause" fund. Yes, the f-word came right out of her filthy mouth. So maybe she's in the bathroom washing that out with a little Dove. By the way, rumour has it that she likes firemen because they get to do all those things she can't do right now. And besides, firemen are hot. Or at least that's what she thinks.

OH MY GOD A SPIDER BANANA!

She warned us of this. That the cry for help may entice the rare spider banana (properly known as the arachnia bananarama). This vicious three legged creature is known to attack stashes of chocolate.

Tune in tomorrow to find out if she survives the spider banana.